When you see this on your flist, quote Firefly.

Mal: "Well look at this! Looks like we arrived in a nick of time. What does that make us?"
Zoe: "Big Damn Heroes sir!"
Mal: "Ain't we just."

Jayne: [into radio] Testing. Captain, can you hear me?
Mal: I'm standing right here.
Jayne: [into radio] You're coming in good and loud, too.
Mal: 'Cause I'm standing right here.

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught.

Jayne: Time for some thrilling heroics.

[after slashing Jayne with a knife] River: He looks better in red.

Mal: Ah, the pitter-patter of little feet in combat boots... SHUT UP.

Jayne: Let's move this conversation in a not-Jayne's-fault direction.

Zoë: We're getting him back.
Jayne: [staring at Mal's severed ear] What are we going to do - clone him?

Mal: If someone tries to kill you, you just try and kill 'em right back!